Missing the point

So I am at the BIG STORE, doing what I like to do -- touching all the electronics.  Suddenly nature makes an unannounced call.  That is if you don't consider this sudden urge an announcement -- it is more like a demand.

I proceed politely to the restroom, proud of myself for not knocking over anything (of importance).

Then I see the sign on the door.  "No Merchandise Beyond This Point."

Duh.  Like I am going to the restroom to shop for merchandise?

Let see, I'll have two rolls of toilet paper and three squirts of soap.

I think they're missing the point.

Hey, smile.  :)))
--steve buser